LANGUAGE: English

I have to be very clear and honest with you: you came to my "cock lab" studio to ask for advice. I've seen many cocks in my career but yours is a basket case! You don't need advice, your dick is not average, your dick is invisible, your dick is as small as a clitoris! I can't do much for your useless and microscopic dick, but I can give you instructions to enjoy half man jerking off like a woman!

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