Daniel has shrunk and sent himself to me as a gift

I relax at home and have just received a gift from my friend Daniel, that I’ve known for years. Opening it up, I see a super tiny half inch man and a note. In the note, it says that he is giving himself to me as a gift and that he’s always been attracted to me. He is so small though, I didn’t even realize that it was him at first.

I’m completely flattered at such a gift, but I just don’t understand how Daniel thought this was going to go. He is so incredibly tiny, what should I even do with him? The slightest thing could easily c... Show more