So, maggot. I've been thinking... what you bring to the table at the end of every month is just not enough anymore. Let's be honest, it's pretty fckng pathetic. Why not save more money and cut out some of your unnecessary expenses?

For example: feeding you shouldn't be that expensive if you ask Me. It's W A S T E D money, which could be spent on Me instead. Shouldn't be costing a dime. Because you're not even worth a dime...

Besides, you can lose some pounds as well, as your domestic chores taking you way too long these days.

So I thought, I'm putting you on a die... Show more