Oh don't make Me laugh - you, please a Woman like Me, with THAT thing? No chance in hell...

That tiny little thing couldn't even begin to come close to causing an ounce of pleasure. It's just a sorry excuse of a pencil that you disgustingly inflict upon society.

And that's why you won't ever get to fuck Women like Me. I sure won't let you dream about it either. So instead, you're going to sit there and pump that puny pencil to My humiliating honesty words and pay for the disgrace that it is.