REAL FARTS. I start out eating some eggs to prepare for my farting session, letting one rip right away. I get onto my hands and knees and start rubbing my belly, taking about how bloated I am as the farts start to flow down. Hear my wet rips as I burp and poot for your enjoyment, bare-assed. A few minutes in I’m sitting in my chair, talking to you as I let more gas rip, telling you that you’re going to cum to my farts. I start to count from 5, letting out farts along the way and teasing you while I massage my belly. When I get to one, you’d better be ready to cum for these farts.