Custom Clip: My 29th birthday is nearly here. Another birthday spent alone. No friends to spend it with, family making up excuses to not see me. Another year as a kissless virgin, that's right, I've never been on a date, not even a first date, or had a first kiss. I'm a 29 year old, dateless, kissless virgin loser. I've tried asking women out, endless hours spent on dating apps, rejection is so normal for me. I'm a midget of a man, a skinny little bitch. I'm barely 5'3, women laugh at my embarrassing stature, in any nightclub even the shortest girls are at least 2-3 inches taller in their heel... Show more