Your plans for today? Have just been CANCELLED. I think you should be spending your time doing something meaningful instead. Like edging to my feet!

You're welcome loser.

Here's your opportunity to prove to me that you're the biggest loser EVER. Wanna set a new record, be the one who spent the longest time ever edging to my feet?

You're so fucking pathetic.

Here's your chance to impress me, loser. Let my feet seduce you.