Sorry-not-sorry to break it to you loser: Size DOES matter.

And all your worst fears? Are actually true.

That pinky dicklet of yours will never be able to satisfy a woman. You WILL remain a virgin. So why even try? The only way you're ever going to cum is when you stroke with me, the only way you could ever conceivably lose your virginity is by getting fucked in the ass. You might as well enjoy it, bitch boy.