If it wasn't for me, you would be living the life of an actual loser. I mean you still *DO* but with me, i just add that spice to your dull existence that every failure needs! I'm hot, successful, and get whatever i want at the snap of my fingers..can you relate to that? Of course not. I make you look by overshadowing your shameful ways with my perfect ways! Now let's turn those tears into lube shall we?