You've always been my favorite resident to deliver to and I couldn't quite figure it out! And then, I caught you staring at my ass when I bend over to drop your packages off..what a freak you are. And these orders keep coming as if you're just aching to see me again. Maybe that's what the plan was all along, to stare at me and throb. I know you like porn, loser. Any reject who can't say hi to a hot postal-woman is bound to be a gooning FREAK! Perfect. I have a special delivery just for you, gooner.