Hi trash neighbor! I've found in your litter bag one of my thongs I hung up to dry, so now I've the evidence that you're a pervert man!

I can tell about your secret to the other neighbors, but if you give me 200 dollars per week, you can buy my silence and save your dignity!

By the way, since I'm a generous lady, if you're punctual with the payments, I can give you other used underwear!

Think about this business and let me know...Are you ready to satisfy your greedy neighbor?