Fucking spastic servant,

I'm wearing the sandals you ordered for me, but 60 euros aren't enough for a such Divine lady like me.
So, if you don't send me more money, I'll print the soles of these shoes on your fucking face and you'll become your colleagues' laughingstock.
Moreover, you'll have to find a credible reason for your wife.
Since my feet are tiny, she won't believe that I man gave you a kick on your cheeks!