Hi trash boy,

Look at the super sexy outfit I'm wearing to have car sex with you, but you leaded me on and didn't tell me you have a tiny cock.

So I'll have my revenge: if you don't wanna come back home on foot, you must get down on your knees and look at me making a footjob to the gearshift of my car, because it's bigger than your ridicolous dick!

Since I'm cruel, I'll also make it a blowjob and caress the steering wheel with my boobs.

Ahahaha, I think this will be the most humiliating date you had in your useless life!