Hi trash piggy spastic boy,

My blue wedgies are your God and you must sacrifice your money and your daughther for them.

She's so ugly and I can't stop laughing at her.

I've also got an order for you: buy my wedgies, let your step-daughter wear them and send me a picture, so I can have fun with my friends.

She will be so ridiculous and clumsy! Ahahaha