You have a such pathetic cock! Erected is only 12 cm, when flabby 6 cm!
It's long like my middle finger that you deserve!
Ahahaha! You have the power to make women laugh!
If a lady makes you a blowjob, your dick would be lost in her mouth!
The same thing is for penetrations! Ahahahah!
You can only get slaps with a measurement tape because a whip is too big!