Hi trashy piggy boy!

There's a weird Santa Claus: instead of bringing you presents, she will take you everything!

I hate your ugly piggy wife and step-daughter and I want an horrible destiny for them: to starve and live in total poverty.

Thank my dirty flip flops to give you the honour to tip them.

I've also got an order for you: YOU MUST TIP ME THE ENTIRE CHRISTMAS DAY, while I enjoy an excellent lunch!