You have no skills, no self-confidence nor a cock to be able to please Me, so, the only way you can please Me is with your big and fat ...wallet ... No? You don't have a big and fat wallet? ...I thought so! well... then, the only way to be useful is to be My human ashtray and My human spittoon!
Open your mouth wide and look at Me smoking 2 classic cigarettes ...see how My soft erotic lips touches the cigarette and blow the smoke ...stare at it and acknowledge : you will never have your tinny dick touched or blow it by My sexy lips ...open your mouth, wanker!