Welcome, My boy: kneel at My feet and get ready!

I am drinking an expensive cognac and, because I feel generous today, I will share it with you!

I am going to prepare a very special drink for you: My precious spitt with a delicious snot!

You, My boy, you will have to drink it all and thank Me for it!

This delicious will make you better! I improve yourself with My superior DNA!

You are a lucky boy, Mammy loves you!