Hello boy! You look surprised! I am Santa's messenger this Christmas! I've been sent by Santa to go to all,,bad boys,,!
I might say, is exhausting mission, I must sit down and drink something! No milk, you idiot, I prefer on the rocks and the gingerbread, you must eat it!
From the floor and from My boots, of-course ...
Santa see's everything, we know what's in your perverse mind, so you better do as I want or, I'll use the cane on your bottom!