This lowly creature wants to serve us! Me and My friend Mistress Ezada, we evaluate this creature to see if he is worthy to serve us! He is not rich, so he can't spoil us the way we like! We notice his tiny dicklet and laugh about his size! Not only that is small, but is also flaccid! What can this poor creature offer to us? Nothing, except his body! We will make him crawl on the floor, like a maggot and lick the ash from the floor – let's see if his body can be useful somehow for us!