We had a tinder date over the weekend, and you thought you were getting lucky again. Wrong! It's after work, and I'm in bed in my pantyhose, holding a replica of what looks suspiciously like your cock. I tell you that I was Silly on the weekend and horny, and willing to try, but you lied when you said you were 7 inches. You are below average. Not even average, let alone big and thick! You have a pencil dick, a little stub. I mean you're 4 inches on a good day! Really inadequate, I had to fake an orgasm, not that you noticed. You were such a bad lover, it is never happening again. I just cal... Show more