I'm one of Santa's evil elves and you are one who is just in charge of making toys and stuffing stocking with coal. I flirt with you and ask if you know where I hid all the naughty boys and girls...I pull them out of a little bag tucked in my generous cleavage and pour them into my manicured hand. I tell you that I shrank them and I decided to eat these devilish humans, the world really doesn't need any like these. I'm terrifying with white eyes and green lips, as I toss the tiny humans into my mouth like candy. My teeth are small, sharp and mean as I crunch them, smother them in my spit, a... Show more