I settle down for a nap in bed, barefoot in a cotton slip. My soles and the bottom of my toes face the camera. A plethora of little humans, the size of cockroaches fill my bed. My toes twitch as I start to fall resting, and I shift a little bit. Soon my feet touch one of them and I recoil. Oh no, more invading pests! I'm annoyed and horrified. I decide to terminate them with my toes. There are so many, and I'm all out of pest spray. I punish them by squishing them between my dexterous toes, often picking up more than one at once. I squeeze them between my big toe and second toe, crushing th... Show more