You're my boyfriend and I tell you we have to have a talk. I'm not happy with our sex life. But you always said you'd do anything I wanted so now I'm going to tell you what I really want...I ordered some ManAir- a tank of helium meant for humans, and I want to use it on you! Relax, honey, lay down and get naked while I insert this tube up your ass. No it won't hurt...and it will turn me on so much! I crank it up and enjoy your swelling appearance, commenting in detail about the bodily changes, so enthusiastic about your new look! I don't care if it hurts, I'm digging this so much! After a w... Show more