We're good friends but you've had a crush on me forever...and walking behind my thickness in short shorts for a summer hike is divine torment for you. You love my bossy, take charge attitude and of course I lead the hike, giving you a perfect view the whole time and making your pants increasingly tight. You struggle to keep up despite the distraction and when we get to the top, I ask for the water you were supposed to pack. You forgot it, and I'm so thirsty and annoyed. I can't believe you forgot the most important thing! We're going to have to head back to hydrate, but first let's take a b... Show more