These gorgeous new red wellies won't stay shiny clean for long in this weather. Let's see how they fare in a couple of muddy puddles when I splash and cr*sh my soles into this squishy mud. Then we'll sit on the porch, you at my feet on your hands and knees, and you can clean these rubber Hunter boots for me until they are back to out-of-the-box perfection. Lick my boots!