We are meeting to discuss my poor academic performance. You don't dance around the point, and state very frankly that you know exactly what the issue is: that I am completely distracted by your gorgeous Chinese feet. I am very embarrassed and deny it. Because you realize how awkward this is for me, you have mercy on me and share something personal about yourself: "Look, I can see how embarrassed you are so I'm going to tell you something I never tell anyone, OK? Not even my husband. When I getting my PhD I used to be a fetish model...I did a lot of work with foot fetishes and I know exactly... Show more