Hi neighbor... thanks for coming over to "help" with the light bulb. This obviously requires me to get up on a ladder, so that you might look up a certain short little skirt. I know that you have a girlfriend. But, she doesn't mind that you are just being really neighborly, right? I was going to have something to eat, won't you come join me? This is yogurt that I made myself. Would you like to watch me eat some? And now, do you want to try some, too? Silly! you got it all over your face. I'll lick it off. And look at you... you seem a little distracted... and hard. I'll take care of that, j... Show more