This is your performance review. You've been my employee for a while, and I will just say, you have done very well. And here is your reward. That does seem like a strange word for an employee, doesn't it? However, our Boss/employee relationship has been rather unusual. And today, I am going to bring our employer/employee status to a whole different level.

Here is your reward: a brand new collar. Yes, from now on, you're going to wear this to work, while working (literally) under me. You are still my employee, of course, since I'm still paying you. But, we all know you aren't here f... Show more