I heard a rumor going around that your cock is really, really, small. Let me see it and decide for myself.

Oh. It's way smaller than I thought. It's like a literal micropenis, lol. Something that small and worthless deserves to be locked up so no girl is ever subjected to it. You like when I tease you with my body, loser? I'll let you jerk your tiny cock one last time before you're locked into chastity.