I know you have abso-fucking-lutely nothing planned for this Valentine's Day. No one to spend it with, nowhere to go. I feel sooo bad for you, so I'm going to be incredibly generous and outline to you every little detail of what I have planned to do.

I'll tell you where I'm going, what I'm getting, and who I'm fucking. If you weren't a cuck before, you sure as hell are now. I've already made a sub reimburse everything once, maybe I'll make you pay for it too.