You have a 50/50 chance of getting either a genuine rip off, or I could tease and torment you endlessly. You can decide your fate.

I'm sure your curiosity will get the best of you. Of course, you can never resist getting a glimpse of me. You don't care that you might get ripped off. I could've recorded a video of just my bed and you still would have bought it, that's how addicted you are