Welcome aboard sir, I hope you're comfortable. We're just about to take off but before we do I need your complete attention for the in-flight safety briefing. Due to the extremely hot nature of our air hostesses you will be required to lock up your cock for the duration of the flight. This is for my safety and comfort, although not necessarily yours as I slowly unbutton my jacket and flaunt my heavenly body in front of you. I just hope that cage isn't going to be too tight ????