I know the real reason you struggle to get hard. Regular old vanilla sex is not enough for you. You need stinky dirty socks to make your dick get hard. It’s the one thing that truly turns you on. But your poor girlfriend doesn’t know does she. She thinks it’s because you aren’t attracted to her when really it’s because the only thing that can get your hard is Dirty stinky socks. And the only way you can get them is from me, because your too ashamed to admit your secrets and I know them all. If you don’t come clean soon your girlfriend will leave you for sure. Ahahah.