Your secret, actually. I know you know I'm a dominatrix. I know you want the straps, little step-bro.

And I know you can't really afford it and you'd be afraid to ask anyway. Not in a million years. It's just a fantasy.

Well, let your step-sister take care of you. Let her strap you up, and show you a whole world. (Try me. I might not be the Kat Turner you thought you knew.)