I might have forgotten the "dicktie-crafting" part in the craigslist ad, but crafts are crafts, right?

He sure is squirmy as I keep trying dick-tie after dick-tie, and seeing how well they tease. But he also never gets soft, so I guess it's okay. Got lots of good practice in (at least 5 unique ties), and lots of great selfies for my dick-tie resume!