For the big game it's a simple enough matter of sneaking into the other team's locker room, wiggling my hot ass, and entice their star player into my basement, where we can play all night. He'll miss the game but that's the point. There'll be dribbling on the basketball court tonight, but I've already got him dribbling in the saddest little orgasm. Now sit in your mess, I'm off to game.

Gimme an R! Gimme a U! Gimme an I! Gimme an N! What's the spell??