Devious little thing, aren't I? It was easy to hide your thesis. Delete all other copies. You don't have high security around your step-sister, huh? And I'm sooo much better at computers than you.

Now, if you want it back, you have to cater to my fetish. I like fucking boys up the ass, but it's not just that. I like the thrill of the inappropriate. I want you to have no choice as I come up behind you. But you do have a choice, I suppose. I could just flush that zip drive. (Hotttt!)