I'm that weird chick that sits in front of you. The one that takes off to smoke between class. The one with hasty eye makeup and dark lipstick. I snap at anyone when they make noise when they chew, but I everyone around me to listen to me as I chew and snap my gum. I blow bubbles between trash talking you. I rub my head and run my fingers through my dark hair. And then, because I know it will stun you, I take off my top.

Your lame-ass friends will never believe it if you try to tell them you were granted a full topless view. I can see you're nervous. You should be. You (and your PO... Show more