On Pennsylvania Avenue, there has been the urban legend of The Baltimore Foot Bandit. If you’re a big tiddy teen white girl, he'll sneak into your room at night and suck on your toes like a rabid fucking pervert. Women in West Baltimore have been stricken with a foot fetish after having been visited by this lunatic, and require a tongue between their spread toes in order to cum for the rest of their life. I thought it was all make believe until he visited me himself...