My wife's BFF is having marriage troubles, and she asked me if we could put her up for a while until she sorts her out. Of course I said yeah, but now that this lady is here, she's giving me weird vibes. I think she made a pass at me. She's been walking around the house naked when my wife isn't around, just trying to get a reaction out of me. Her marriage is probably on the rocks cuz she's a slut, honestly. - Striptease, Clover Baltimore, Coco Vandi