Starring Cadence Lux (twitter @thecadencelux) -- I figured I'd do something nice for my little step-sister so I brought her to Baltimore for the Moonrise Festival with all that electronic dance music bullshit she likes. I got her a hotel, drove her out, bought her tickets and all. I'm just trying to be a good step-brother and spend time with her. So I come back to the hotel and she is dressed like a goddamned slut, with crazy whore makeup and all. She says "this is how all the girls dress at music festivals". Whatever, if all the girls are gonna be sluts, my little step-sister sure the hell... Show more