You greet your wife saying you have a gift for her, but she's cranky. What is that huge cage doing in the living room? She asks. She said we can't get a pet! Don't tell me you got one without asking me first? She says. You say no, you got me a magic necklace and tell me to put it on. She scorns its simplicity but humours you. She can tell you're horny but she says she's not in the mood. Then she suddenly starts panting--it's working! But she isn't aware of the changes that are beginning. She asks what you're staring at. Then her hair magically turns into pigtails, reminiscent of puppy ears.... Show more