We're quarantine partners and I'm sick...but it's just a cold! It's not the virus! Haven't you read the symptoms, dear? Sneezing does not happen with the coronavirus. I am sitting on the loveseat with my bare feet crossed, distracting you. Soon I'm sneezing uncontrollably and I don't even cover my face, it happens so suddenly and violently. We're starting to get on each other's nerves a bit--you annoyed with my bad manners, but secretly turned on, and me annoyed with your nagging me about the virus. I blow my nose and tell you that you have to go out and get more tissues and toilet paper, I... Show more