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We're dating and we're at my place, talking about where to go to eat. It is problematic with my new job as a food critic, I'm super picky for one, and two, I hate being recognized when out and then everyone gets excited thinking they're going to get a review! So annoying...you suggest going out for poutine...gross! Fries covered in gravy and cheese curds, could anything be more fattening and disgusting? I go off on the evils of fast food, and suggest we stay in. I rumma... Show more