I'm your secretary and I'm at my desk, looking at my phone and ignoring my work. I even put my feet up on the desk, showing total disregard for office protocol. You have observed my lax behaviour but let it accumulate to breaking point, so you will have more leverage. I've been slacking for weeks, you can tell by the software you installed and the shared network that I've been spending lots of time on social media and messaging friends, even sending sexy selfies to other employees. You confront me and I try to deny it, then apologize when confronted with the evidence. You insist that I pay ... Show more