I'm a mousy, shy and clumsy girl who buys a pair of funky high heels that promise to make me hopelessly attractive to the opposite sex. The guide that comes with them tells me that they will make me powerful and make all men want me and fall at my feet. I bought them when I was horny and lonely, and I talk to myself while I look them over. How could I be so stupid to think that they would work? I try them on, before activating them and I can't even stand up in them. But I'm desperate, I haven't had a boyfriend in two years! So I slip them on again and press the button on the armband to acti... Show more