I've got the worse case of blockage in my tummy EVER & since it's THAT time of the month the silent & escapees are enough to make someone gag! Luckily for me, I'm so perfect that even REAL men want a sniff of my bathroom aroma! In the middle of my straining and moaning and groaning I get a phone call from one of my loverboys. He's outside my bathroom door! He knows what I'm doing! But he still wants a kiss from the Princess while I sit atop the throne. Don't you wish you could have one too??