A custom video request: After sending me a picture of your penis (if that's really what you want to call it) you asked for a video response containing my opinion. Well here it is.... Um... PATHETIC!! That is easily the smallest penis I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. You measured it, and I quickly learned that even my big toe is bigger!! Here is the video you asked for. I hope you don't mind my brutal honesty about your... um... "penis".