Farts, Farts, Farts. A delicious treat for you fart-slaves, fart sniffers and fart LOVERS. My ass is here to make your dreams come true. 13 minutes of real farts compiled over several days. Stinky ones, loud ones, almost-silent but deathly ones, wet ones and everything inbetween. Morning farts, thong farts, bare asshole farts, bathroom farts, bed farts, farts right in your face, after-dinner farts, eggy gassy farts, super loud farts right after a bath when my ass is still wet, and the jacuzzi bubbles of farts I unleashed in the bathwater. I talk about how the worst ones smelled and felt. As an... Show more